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Hardcore Zen

You can’t live in paradise— but you are living right here. Make this your paradise or make this your hell. The choice is entirely yours. Really.

You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. This is not logical but it is often true.

My mistake was that while I could see money and fame weren’t going to make everything right, I still believed that there was some situation where everything would be just perfect forever. By setting my sights on something truly bizarre I was no doubt trying to ensure that my dream remained forever out of reach. You read a lot these days about “fear of success ” and people deliberately sabotaging their own lives in order to keep their dreams from being realized. Maybe it’s not that people like this fear success so much as they fear discovering that success really isn’t success at all.

When you look at things from an idealistic viewpoint everything sucks, as The Descendents said in the song called “Everything Sucks” (from the album Everything Sucks). Nothing can possibly live up to the ideals and fantasies you’ve created. So we suffer because things are not the way we think they ought to be. Rather than face what really is, we prefer to retreat and compare what we’re living through with the way we think it oughta be. Suffering comes from the comparison between the two.

It was all very ordinary and normal. But in that very normality and ordinariness was something more wonderful than anything special I could ever have imagined. All imagination pales into nothing compared to what your real life is right here and right now. There’s not a single dream you can have, no matter how pure or beautiful, that’s better than what you’re living through right now no matter how lousy you think right now is.

You may be busy with work and family and responsibilities and all that, I sure am, but I’ll bet you also waste a hell of a lot of time every day. You devote hours and hours each week to “relaxing”in ways that aren’t relaxing in the least. You kill time. You steal a nap. You screw off. If you were bound and gagged inside a wooden barrel just about to head over Niagara Falls, you’d pray for just one minute more to live. And yet, while you’re alive, what do you do? You get bored. You wish to be elsewhere. You wish to get whatever you’re doing now over with. You want to speed by those boring minutes like your life is a video where you can fast-forward through the commercials. When the end comes you’ll be wishing you could have back all those boring moments you zipped through. But you killed them. Dead and gone. Try putting some of that time to good use and see what happens.

You don’t need to do a damned thing to experience such joy either. You don’t need to snort an ounce of coke, get a turkey-baster full of hot grease shoved up your ass, blow up the Washington Monument, win the Indy 500, or walk on the moon. You don’t need to go hang-gliding over the Himalayas, or kayaking down the Amazon. You don’t need to screw that oh-so-willing babe with the dark hair and the pouty lips or the smokin’seventeen-year-old on your brother’s baseball team, and you don’t need to party all night with the beautiful people. You don’t need to do any of that stuff to know what it means to be alive. You’re alive when you’re sitting in your bedroom cleaning wax out of your ears. You’re alive when you’re looking at your turds floating in the toilet and noticing bits of last night’s dinner in there. You’re alive when you’re at the supermarket wondering whether to go for the Hostess ® Ho-Hos ™ or the Little Debbies ®. You’re alive right now. Just be what you are, where you are. That’s the most magical thing there is. The life you’re living right now has joys even God could never know.